What this?! Barely caught on camera because
of its blending capabilities. This is a rare photo
indeed...The rider sits alone and
praying..."Please God, I'm to young to die!" (odd,
seems I heard that prayer coming from the
crowd just before they pushed off)
of its blending capabilities. This is a rare photo
indeed...The rider sits alone and
praying..."Please God, I'm to young to die!" (odd,
seems I heard that prayer coming from the
crowd just before they pushed off)
Girls will be
girls...But did you
know they pushed
an outhouse! Just
what kinda fetching
up did these
young'uns have? I
think they must all
be drop outs from
"Ms. Fartsnot
School for Young
Ladies"...(the
shame felt by the
families must be
nigh unbearable!)
girls...But did you
know they pushed
an outhouse! Just
what kinda fetching
up did these
young'uns have? I
think they must all
be drop outs from
"Ms. Fartsnot
School for Young
Ladies"...(the
shame felt by the
families must be
nigh unbearable!)
"The Latrine Queens Powder Room"
these delicate flowers... the fine
upstanding women from the "Ossian
Ladies Aid" sponsored this
Outhouse. Not because they wanted
to win, no, no,not in the least.... It was
just from the goodness of their
hearts that they entered the race... as
a donation to the "Cause"................
YOU JUST WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR
TRAPPER CRAPPER YOU WONT
HAVE A CHANCE!!!!!!!!
these delicate flowers... the fine
upstanding women from the "Ossian
Ladies Aid" sponsored this
Outhouse. Not because they wanted
to win, no, no,not in the least.... It was
just from the goodness of their
hearts that they entered the race... as
a donation to the "Cause"................
YOU JUST WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR
TRAPPER CRAPPER YOU WONT
HAVE A CHANCE!!!!!!!!
Now these folks Seem to be
having a good time. I think this is
their first time out in the fresh air,
as our Hey Day Sheriff was busy
arresting them after the race! I
believe they spent ample time in
our "pokey". The man in the
checkered shirt is "undercover"
(ya know,to jest keeping an eye
on them.) See how nervous they
get when he walks by them! Very
sad, indeed, very sad. They
say...(you know I shouldn't be
repeating this) That they will all
be headed for the big house in
Mt. Morris! (Really! I heard it from
a reliable source!) Ya don't think
I'd lie to ya! Pleeeaase...................
having a good time. I think this is
their first time out in the fresh air,
as our Hey Day Sheriff was busy
arresting them after the race! I
believe they spent ample time in
our "pokey". The man in the
checkered shirt is "undercover"
(ya know,to jest keeping an eye
on them.) See how nervous they
get when he walks by them! Very
sad, indeed, very sad. They
say...(you know I shouldn't be
repeating this) That they will all
be headed for the big house in
Mt. Morris! (Really! I heard it from
a reliable source!) Ya don't think
I'd lie to ya! Pleeeaase...................
This outhouse was in
memory of Steve
Irwin. The " Trapper
Crapper" I am sure
guys, that Steve was
watching from Heaven
above as this
memorial rolling
crapper careened
down the road with a
group of high steppin'
rednecks pushing it
over the finish line!
One can only imagine
the "crocodile" tears
he was shedding.......
memory of Steve
Irwin. The " Trapper
Crapper" I am sure
guys, that Steve was
watching from Heaven
above as this
memorial rolling
crapper careened
down the road with a
group of high steppin'
rednecks pushing it
over the finish line!
One can only imagine
the "crocodile" tears
he was shedding.......
Better late than never! "Peppy La'pew and his Poo Poo
Crew" missed the Outhouse parade due to a flat tire on
the 4 lane. Needless to say they bounded off the tow
truck and gave it their best shot! They were a smelly
crew but "Peppy" and his outhouse failed to skunk the
competition! (An allegator outhouse...GO Figure!)
Crew" missed the Outhouse parade due to a flat tire on
the 4 lane. Needless to say they bounded off the tow
truck and gave it their best shot! They were a smelly
crew but "Peppy" and his outhouse failed to skunk the
competition! (An allegator outhouse...GO Figure!)
"The Cuntrie Kadilak"
John Deere green and
yellow. "She thinks my
Outhouse is Seexxy ".......
John Deere green and
yellow. "She thinks my
Outhouse is Seexxy ".......
The "Stinky ladies"
The"Strawberry Squirts"
"The Rolling Turds"
Big Strong Western
Folk! Came all the way
from Wyoming! Aren't
you all impressed!!
These westerners had
to join us easterners
in an outhouse race!
They jest had ta...
'cause living life in the
fast lane is hard to
imagine from way out
west. ( like we do here
in Ossian.) AND they
dont need guns to kill
anyone anymore, they
found a new way of
doing the deed! (ya
jest had to be there!!)
Ok, Ok so I stretched
the truth a little, jest a
little mind you, not
veerry much. Ain't
Castile in Wyoming??
Big Strong Western
Folk! Came all the way
from Wyoming! Aren't
you all impressed!!
These westerners had
to join us easterners
in an outhouse race!
They jest had ta...
'cause living life in the
fast lane is hard to
imagine from way out
west. ( like we do here
in Ossian.) AND they
dont need guns to kill
anyone anymore, they
found a new way of
doing the deed! (ya
jest had to be there!!)
Ok, Ok so I stretched
the truth a little, jest a
little mind you, not
veerry much. Ain't
Castile in Wyoming??
The "Do Do Runs"
The "Backhouse Boys".
(Sponsored by the Ossian Youth
Group.) Singing in the shower is
acceptable, BUT these guys wanted
to sing on the run...or was it WITH
the runs....eeeww, thats just SICK!
And I heard they had the minister
stearing! How very sad, tiska, tiska...
(Sponsored by the Ossian Youth
Group.) Singing in the shower is
acceptable, BUT these guys wanted
to sing on the run...or was it WITH
the runs....eeeww, thats just SICK!
And I heard they had the minister
stearing! How very sad, tiska, tiska...
Here they are! The 2007 Racing Outhouse's lined up and raring to go!